This morning I woke up to a very hefty-feeling package sitting on the table. I wasn’t expecting anything, but it was addressed to me. It was pretty obvious who it was from, but what was inside?

Inside was a stack of nifty presents, wrapped in tissue paper and bound in a rubberband. I was very impressed. Sure, I had to drop $20k to get perks like this, but still, awesome!

So what’s inside? Some guide about Mini Financial Services leasing services, which I’m sure would have been enthralling had I leased. Instead, I was focused on all of the sweet stuff. Roadside Assistance Card, a sweet business card holder, the “Unauthorized Owner’s Manual,” a guide to the “Idiosyncracies of Your New Mini,” cross-country roadtrip bingo, an inter-car messenging system, and best of all, a sweet Mini-branded “Mini Motoring Journal” with matching pen!

Best care package ever!