You know you’re living in Irvine when you get a letter from your housing office asking your roommate to take down her curtains. Why? Because they’re not white.

Here’s what I posted on the UCI LiveJournal community:

Dear Berkeley Court,

Thank you for asking my roommate to take down her red curtains. I know the community will be that much safer once we have eliminated all color and life in the community.

Signed,
Your Resident

A similar photomontage will be made of anyone else that buys a SideKick.

Ryan Charles Ansley and his freshly purchased SideKick